Hey, have you been following the government’s investigation into the Covid pandemic?
Don’t worry too much if it doesn’t – it will last at least THREE YEARS.
Here’s the thing. It doesn’t matter how skinny you are.
It doesn’t matter how damaged the country is.
One way or another, there will be enough cash to pay lawyers huge sums of money for their demagoguery in public.
An infinite amount of money.
This Covid investigation, chaired by a figure called Lady Hallett, has already claimed taxpayers £100 million.
It is expected to pass the highest survey ever conducted without a hitch.
It’s Bloody Sunday firing on the British Army.
That’s almost £200 million.
I think you can safely double that amount for this one.
Who dose?
Well, like I said, lawyers.
So let me introduce you to the most notable ones.
The main suggestion for research is Hugo Keith KC.
A working-class boy, obviously, a garbage collector father, raised in a public housing complex.
Actually, no, leave that blank.
He is the son of Henry Keith, Baron of Kinkel.
I don’t know where Kinkel is.
Hugo went to Eton and then his father to Magdalen College, Oxford.
Anyway, I digress.
During this week’s investigation, Hugo spent his time delving into the depths of each and every government scientist, adding Professor Chris Whitty and Sir Patrick Vallance.
He didn’t manage to ask any of those guys a tough question, and the explanation is simple.
I’m afraid this Covid investigation has already made its decision.
From Hugo’s line of questioning to Lady Hallett’s interjections, we can see where they come from.
In short, the research shows that confinement was surely necessary.
Except we’ve had them faster and they’ve been harder.
He believes the scientists have done an impeccable job.
And that it was the desperate politicians – Boris, for example – who gave up.
With his hesitations and his “disgusting language” (according to Hugo).
Of course, this is a street to explore.
But the same goes for the accusation that scientists, after this first lockdown, were operating in an echo chamber.
That they couldn’t have a broader view of the effect of social distancing and lockdown on our society.
The damage they’ve done to the economy.
The next terrible loss is due to serious untreated illness.
The damage done to the schooling – and intellectual aptitude – of millions of young people who have missed around a year of schooling.
But the survey doesn’t seem to generate any interest in that sort of thing.
And that’s the ultimate irony.
Lately you are paying the price of the pandemic, with your higher bills, with a stagnant economy, with inflation.
And now you are also paying a high price for a lawyer organization to completely miss the point.
WHICH supermarket Christmas ad makes you most eager to run down the street and hit a stranger?
The M&S one with Hannah Waddingham is pretty bad and I’m not sure what it’s trying to tell us.
Kevin, the damn carrot, can make one.
This Aldi has an indecipherable history.
And I don’t like the idea of vegetables talking, either in an advertisement or on the Labour bench.
Also, Brussels sprouts are disgusting, like you have to wait even longer to see them.
The least annoying is Lidl’s friendly raccoon.
But here we are setting the bar low.
WHICH piece of millennial slang do you hate the most?
A survey conducted and the “call call” turned out to be incredibly hated.
It’s fabulously irritating, there’s no doubt about that.
The same goes for “totes” for absolutely and “amazeballs” for anything that is, presumably, good.
Still, those slang words come in handy for me.
As soon as you hear them say “wild card”, you will be able to forget without delay everything they have to say.
Save a lot of time waiting to find out if they’re dumb.
All right, Mr. Hunt.
National Insurance will be welcome.
Especially through those with the lowest wages.
But most likely, the next election will be based on the numbers released today: immigration.
The conservatives have had thirteen years to master this issue.
But every year, more and more people come to our country.
This is unsustainable and is the cause of many of our problems.
And the government has yet to do anything meaningful about it.
A social network asked DOCTORS to name the one thing other people shouldn’t do to stay healthy.
As you might have guessed, smoking and drinking were important.
Just like lying on the couch while dining on Doritos while watching Warwick Davis host the stupid Tenable TV game show.
Unfortunately, there’s no place to “try to headbutt off an explicit high-speed train” or “take a bath with the toaster. “
The doctors also did not mention the usual manner of death in the United Kingdom. What is this?
Put in the hands of a doctor.
NHS and medical errors contribute to 22,000 deaths a year.
The Museum of London is the newest to be captivated by the woke obsession.
They published a study that they say shows that in medieval times, black women of African descent were more likely to die from the plague in our capital than anywhere else.
The evidence for this claim is very, very incomplete.
No DNA testing is required.
They just looked at some skulls and said, “Yes, she’s African. It must be. “
But it allows the museum to claim that structural racism exists in medieval times and that Whitey is to blame, so that’s fine.
The small beach town where I live has a beautiful and wide promenade on a cliff.
Families walk their dogs, pensioners stroll in the gardens, young people play on bicycles.
There is scope to do so safely.
But now, in an act of pure vandalism, the city council is proposing to partially cut the space to make room for parked motorhomes.
The locals are happy.
Why am I telling you this? This is momentous news, I admit.
But it’s those little microaggressions by local governments that are, little by little, making our country much less pleasant.
They have a sure idea of their business leaders, and all of a sudden, their quality of life is diminished.
That’s why we have highways that run through the center of our cities, towers that replace Victorian terraces, and terrible advertising parks outside cities that destroy our main streets.
The public still opposed those changes, but the councils made fraudulent inquiries and ultimately won the case.
And our cities and local populations are suffering.
We’re fighting back in Saltburn, and if we win, we’ll give courage to those across the country who need to keep things beautiful in the cities where they live.
Instead of sacrificing themselves for the sake of a false modernity.
The truce between Israel and Hamas is in the news.
But it is Israel that is making the sacrifice.
These are Palestinian terrorists.
In exchange for totally innocent Israeli civilians who were kidnapped in the barbaric Hamas attack on October 7.
And yet, we will continue to see jihadists – and their idiotic fellow travelers – continue to blame Israel for everything that is happening.
As a Jewish friend of mine commented, “If Israel discovered a cure for cancer, those other people would organize cancer walks in Whitehall. “
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