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In such global turbulent times like this, we heed all the recommendations of our higher minds. So, as soon as you are ready, by order of the Canadian Medical Director, please cover the holes in your face with a COVID-approved mask and pull down your pants.
Here’s what Canada’s director of public health, dr. Theresa Tam, about the sexy moments of the COVID period.
“Sexual fitness is a vital component of our overall fitness,” he wrote in a statement released Wednesday. “However, sexual intercourse can be confusing in the COVID-19 era, especially for those who do not have an intimate component at home or whose sexual component is at increased risk of COVID-19. Like other activities during COVID-19 involving physical proximity, you can do safe things to minimize the threat of inflammation and spreading the virus. “
It will remind us, as any smart doctor does, that the safest form of sex is sex with oneself. Masturbation to save the nation, so to speak. She didn’t write that, but she probably did.
However, if you’re going to have intimate relationships with someone outside your home or bubble, there are other things you can do to protect yourself, according to our sensible and sexually sensible liberal government, adding “jumping kisses and avoiding the face. “direct contact or proximity,” and consider it, “consider a mask that covers your nose and mouth. “
That’s right, we make the mask a sex accessory, baby!Let’s go!
Possibly it would seem foolish to cover your nose and mouth when you go all the way with someone, however, Dr. Tam continues to explain how the virus is transmitted more smoothly in this way.
Current evidence indicates that there is a very low chance of contracting the new coronavirus through semen or vaginal fluids; However, even if those affected show no symptoms, sexual activity with new partners increases their threat of contracting or transmitting COVID-19 through close contact, such as kissing.
Canadians living in British Columbia have already been asked through their provincial CDC to use “glorious holes” as Covid’s safer sexual practice. I’m not kidding.
Now you might be thinking, “But my mouth, I need to use this for safe sex stuff. And, of course, you may need “but do you need it” ?Kissing now is taboo. Pornhub, you’ve been warned.
Fortunately for all of us, there are already dozens of fashion masks that you can wear here in Canada Are they suitable for physical intimacy?I guess we’re going to locate him . . .
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